Weird Things I Like

Mullets, Mullets Everywhere *NEW*
I don't know what it is about the mullet that fascinates me... perhaps I have just been listening to too much Wesley Willis (check out his lyrics to "Cut the Mullet" here) or maybe I am just getting in touch with my redneck roots. Whatever the case may be... I definitely got a laugh or 50 out of this web site, which can be found by clicking on the mullet pic. The girls and I have even started a game of Mullet Safari (you get points for spotting mullets... extra points if you tell everyone else about it in the steve erwin voice!)

Lobster Sticks to Magnet
A great little "music video" that my sister told me about. The first time I saw it I was confused and not really all that amused. However, it seems to get funnier every time I see it (watch it at 3am and it's freaking hilarious)! So... give the lobster a chance, click on him and enjoy... just remember... it isn't supposed to make any sense.

Weeeeeeeee....
Ok... so here is another really bizarre video clip, type... thing. Gonads and Strife!!! This thing has moved around quite a bit recently, but I think this link should work... just click on the squirrel, and go ahead.... sing along, you know you want to.

Mooo... I'm a Cow!
I know that lobstermagnet and weeeeeee are strange... but I have to say this movie clip is even more bizarre than they are. So, ok now you are thinking... do I really want to subject myself to something that freaky, and I can honestly say "I don't know." I have shown this clip to some people and they absolutely love it, but then other people just look at me blankly while slowly backing away. The point is... I think it is amusing (albeit disturbing).

Guess Who
Lee-Anne found this fun little website where you get to think of your favorite dictator or television character and let a computer program try to figure out who it is, just by asking you yes-or-no questions. Click on the pic to the right to check it out. This thing is almost as fun as the Oracle of Bacon (which lets you play the six degees of Kevin Bacon game), another game that I highly recommend if you have lots of time to waste... or just feel like shirking your responsibilities :)

Owl vs. Owl *NEW*
Ok, so I totally stole this from Jen... but I couldn't help it, this essay was so funny. This is the perfect example of why people should not try to write essays while they are intoxicated. The very best part is the last line... you really should check it out.

"Too Punk for Crosswalks"
It happens every day, you see me walking down the street
Those bright white lines across the road don't mean that much to me
I'll take my chances with the drivers who are drunk
They'll hit me, they won't see that I'm much too punk for...
Crosswalks...
I'm too punk for crosswalks
Wrote a song, had a message, didn't know how to say it
People listen, think they know, they'll try to equate it
To some meaning like 'I'll never walk the line'
Well, you know, I follow every other traffic sign, but...
Crosswalks...
I'm too punk for crosswalks
I came across the lyrics to this song while rambling around online. It is by some totally random band from Washington State called YSIB (I have no idea what that stands for). I know, I know... I spend way too much time doing useless stuff. You can find other really amusing lyrics at their website. (Other favorites of mine are "Intro Song" and "I Lobby For Captain") All I have to say is these guys are as punk as mullets and as hardcore as pabts blue ribbon... go check them out.

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