Welcome to Wildwood Acres

~ A Great Place to Dump a Body ~

Wildwood Acres is conveniently located off Highway 87, approx. 17 miles out of Wilmington, NC in Brunswick County. Map

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Entrance to Wildwood Acres: Where the Fun Begins

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We face some obstacles

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We call on our neigbors

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They don't seem to be at home

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We move on...

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Evidence of foul play?

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We don't invesigate the backseat bundle

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We continue on down the road

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We reach an intersection

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It doesn't look promising

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We turn and head back to safety and civilization

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