My Mama is 101 on July 4th and her sister will be 96 in a few months.

"They don't give you too much, do they?"

Apparently, being a knight was a "dirty job".

"You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4,
not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House
in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees,
the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness.
You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism."
- Erma Bombeck

"Guess who this book is targeted at, certainly not the dead."

When bears get depressed.

One of today's major tv advertising stars - The Diarrhea Girl!
AMERICA - if we an't got it, you don't need it.

“The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price,
peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living,
and the get-rich-quick theory of life.“
- Theodore Roosevelt

"No idea what this is about."

“Life has been reduced to getting food out of cans. “
- Martin H. Fischer

“The danger of the past was that men became slaves.
The danger of the future is that man may become robots. “
- Erich Fromm

“I think we risk becoming the best informed society
that has ever died of ignorance. “
- Reuben Blades

“Doctors and nurses are people who give you medicine until you die.”
- Deborah Martin

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