"You beat everything. You know that?"

“Stupidity got us into this mess, and stupidity will get us out."
- Homer Simpson

I can't imagine how this story goes.

“You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work. "
- Joan Rivers

"Now you be careful and call me if you get there."

“If you can see the handwriting on the wall ... you're on the toilet."
- Redd Foxx

“Nothing can be more readily disproved than the old saw,
"You can't keep a good man down."
Most human societies have been beautifully organized to keep good men down.“
- John W. Gardner

“A liberal is one who has both feet planted firmly in the air."
- Adlai E. Stevenson

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