"Ladybug ladybug fly away home,
Your house is on fire and your children are gone,
All except one and that's little Ann,
For she crept under the frying pan."
- Old English Nursery Rhyme
“You look like the poster boy for birth control."
- Rodney Dangerfield
"Remember what movie these ladies starred in?"
“We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes nonwork."
- Milton Friedman
“During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't
have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent,
pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.“
- Bill Maher
No News to speak of this week.
“A drug is that substance which, when injected into a rat,
will produce a scientific report.”
- some unknown researcher
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