“Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.”
- Old saying
"The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market
is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag."
- Grocery Bag Law
"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff."
- Frank Zappa
“If the president walked across the Potomac, the media would be
reporting that he could not swim.”
- Sarah Huckabee Sanders (White House press secretary)
“This is what “science” is these days. Massage the data until it says what you want.
If that don’t work invent new data.”
- somebody on the web
"How the heck did we get so liberal, that we are compelled to overturn
all legal and societal norms, even a seemingly mundane issue such as
the sex of a person on a birth certificate?"
- Another somebody on the web lately
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