Actual back ally scene in Detroit today.

"In the beginning there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light',
and there was still nothing but everybody could see it."
- Dave Thomas

Only the Russians would try to sell commodes in this fashion.

"You can say this for ready-mixes — the next generation isn't going to have
any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make."
- Earl Wilson

"I've always said, 'If you need Viagra, you're probably with the wrong girl.'"
- Donald Trump

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping."
- Bo Derek

Carla had more problems with her cooking than most of the girls.

“Climate Change: The Imminent Crisis That Never Arrives
and the gravy train that never ends.”
- somebody on the web

"When I joined the CSI team I knew it could be messy,
but THIS is just too much!"

Cinderella's two ugly sisters really were ugly, no doubt about it.

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