"Cute but totally useless in an accident."

“You’ve always been crazy,
this is just the first chance you’ve had to express yourself.”
- Louise to Thelma in movie Thelma & Louise

“Loving me isn’t easy. I have sharp edges, I have missing parts.”
- Donte Collins

"One day, atheism will disappear as a concept.
Instead, there will be normal people and some weirdo believers."
- Frank Zappa

“It’s no disgrace to be old, but damn if it isn’t inconvenient.”
- Moms Mabley

"Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this',
and they didn't, they got worse."
- Will Rogers

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