The love of my life has a birthday this week.

"Slip sliding away towards senility."

"Hell is empty and all the devils are here."
- William Shakespeare (The Tempest act 1 scene 2)

“I remember when 100% of scientists agreed there were only 2 genders.”
- a nonPC person

“Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost.”
- Martina Navratilova

“Did you know that if you hold your breath long enough
you can sleep forever?”
- someone who thinks too much

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
- Andy Rooney

"If people are good only because they fear punishment,
and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."
- Albert Einstein

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