"I heard they were having problems with sharks and alligators
in the flooded streets down in Houston, but this is crazy!"

“I don't like this level of intimacy, dear. It's not natural at our age.”
- Hyacinth Bucket to husband Richard

"Typical of things today -
I have no idea what is going on or why."

"What're you going to believe-me or your own eyes?"
- Groucho Marx

“Muslims are like pit bulls. They are friendly, . . until they aren’t.”
- net wisdom

“Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear.”
- M. Gaye

"We have federal regulations and state laws that prohibit hunting ducks
with more than three rounds. And yet it's legal to hunt humans
with 15-round, 30-round, even 150-round magazines."
- Senator Dianne Feinstein

"This poor cat doesn't know what to think."

“If we live long enough, something wears out.
I don't care how much hot oatmeal you eat.”
- Lucille Joel, RN

"Just when you think folks can't get any dumber..."

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