They say the secret to a long and happy marriage is to never go to bed mad.




In the early days before wireless.




How old sayings got started.










"pot heads"







"It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount
to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!"
- Lt. Frank Drebin – Police Squad








In Russia, No Parking, means No Parking!







"A no good atheist is what he was, that's what he was. I used to hit him
and try to teach him about God but would he listen? No."
- Virgil Starkwell’s father in Take the Money and Run








"The Walking Dead Clinic is down the hall and last door on the left."











“Once upon a time, people identified the god Neptune as the source
of storms at sea. Today we call these storms hurricanes.... The only
people who still call hurricanes acts of god are the people who
write insurance forms.”
- Neil Degrasse Tyson











“If people are talking about you
behind your back – then just fart.”
- someone or other










"My choice for stupidest new food item of the month."







“Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old,
and the energy of a 3 year old.”
- Anonymous




"Where the headless chickens are to cross the road."









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