“I got asked to go out by 5 girls! I was in the ladies restroom.”
- Rodney Dangerfield

"Another night - nothing on tv."

"Now this is something I do not think we will ever see."

I wonder what his job is.

“The truth is like a lion. You don’t have to defend it.
Let it loose. It will defend itself.”
- Saint Augustine

Can you imagine crawling into battle in something like this?

“I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school.
They don't teach you how to love somebody.
They don't teach you how to be famous.
They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor.
They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love any longer.
They don't teach you how to know what's going on in someone else's mind.
They don't teach you what to say to someone who's dying.
They don't teach you anything worth knowing.”
- Neil Gaiman, The Kindly Ones

“I don’t belong on this earth. I always feel out of place – like a visitor.”
- Hattie McDaniel

“When people treat you like
they don’t care, believe them.”
- unknown human

"This little light of mine -
I'm gonna let it shine."

“If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it. “
- Edward A. Murphy

"Looks like she still knows how to get his attention."

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