Fall Break

Fall break was pretty fun, guys. I had a good time. We went to Charlotte to see The Rolling Stones. When I saw little Mick Jagger walk out on-stage, I thought I was going to cry. I decided that while I have strong affection for him and his music, I don't want to have sex with him. At all. Even if he asked me, I would have to say no, though I would feel very flattered. I just couldn't do it. He moves like a homosexual. It's very strange. But, they were rocking. ROCKIN', man. Sarah was freaking out. We stood up almost the whole time. Sarah stood up the whole time. Everytime I sat down, she would look over at me because evidently, I was supposed to be standing. Anyway. We screamed a lot. And I thought it was nice because Keith Richards and some other guy whose name I don' t know were really chummy. Also, Mick Jagger hit this large, black woman's butt who he was singing with. And then he started dancing with her and it looked like he was humping her from behind. It was strange because he is so tiny-looking and she was not.

Our waiter at the restaurant in Charlotte was really strange too. I thought he should be mentioned. We had one waiter, who looked pretty normal. But then he abandoned us. When this second waiter came up, I thought he was retarded. He actually just looked strange. Maybe something was wrong with his mind though because he acted so odd. And then he charged our credit card twice. He kept trying to relate to whatever we were talking about. At times, that could be a sign of a good waiter, but in this case, it was SO WEIRD. Oh well, I think me writing about this makes me sound weirder than he was.

Jared and I carved pumpkins yesterday. That was fun. I carved a unicorn on mine. Jared carved an ode to the Rodmans with his Mr. Brow. If you are a Rodman, then I guess you will understand this. It relates to the unibrowism that runs in the Rodman family. I will put up pictures, but that webshots thing does not seem to be working right now.

I guess that's about it. Now it's back to work, huh? Goodnight lovers!