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WCLion66: i was just thinking about how much time i was going to get to spend with you this summer, but then i realized that doesn't exist. But then some black girls started trying to get it on with me so my attention shifted elsewhere...
BFullUNC7: This girl said she was gonna come visit me and she wanted my digits...and my johnson
BFullUNC7: i'll tell them you have the butt of a greek goddess
Airbagger9: If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound?
Airbagger9: ruffin' it eh? Just like your mother likes it!
Airbagger 9: aight, I think I'm gonna make like one of Ramses' legs and hit the sack
polarpen84: well first of all any guy who dates you is lucky, i just want to preface by saying that
travis528UNC: girl i saw you today and i must be honest...you have a hot bod ;-)
WilBrad: When I get home I don't want my dinner on the table, I want my wife on the table
WilBrad: We're just a stupid, ignorant, lying species because of the Y chromosome
Jared: "Alright, I think I'm gonna get back to work like a fat girl on some pound cake."
JonnyD528: i would do you even if i were a girl
JGerber823: oh Melanie...i'm sorry if you havent heard, but i'm DEFINITELY a model, and i AM super sexy...so no worries, i dont need any of that SRC bizness...
RSVP333: okay i'll admit i'm retarded....all that inbreeding -- proud O'McHart family tradition.
RSVP333: he'll have to meet me....at least at the wedding when i get drunk and hit on the bride's maids
RSVP333: look, just because i dress in drag, bowl two-handed, drink lemonade with tequila and flirt unsuspectingly with manequins, doesn't mean you can pick on me with your web page
tarheeltennis7: i figured you'd come back at my "i have a friend" statement with something like "wow, just one?"
tarheeltennis7: a kiss to andy is like doing the laundry, once a week and always something different
MWA0619: lush I may be, but Scope ain't for me
dmil05: but if you only had one leg then you could be a playmate....that would be hot
dmil05: mom i kinda don't go to dook anymore...oh yeah and could you send me some money to get me out of jail
DiscoDancinVulcn: i couldn't get into UNC unless i gave some recruiters some seriously good head and that ain't happening
joshtarheel: we can do it in lenoir if you'd like
harryjohnsen3: if you feel like you're going to have a meltdown holla at me, i'll stop the world and melt with you ;)
harryjohnsen3: you gots to undastand bob luv da mel
MollyC621: see boys are like taking a dump: it's really not enjoyable, but you can't live without doing it
Molly C 621: how many state students does it take to change a light bulb? 3...one to change it and 2 to talk about how they did it just as well as anyone at chapel hill
Unknown725: yeah but you got boobs, i'd distract myself too if i had those ;)
JLang1981: you are my irish angel
SeoulManGKT: heels are hotties :) (the official word from a wake boy)
SeoulManGKT:I popped the question to mark, he said yes....oh man that sounds like i proposed to him
mrk3512: you're always my first priority:-) you hottie
Ruxduanmarco: i was
on the fourth floor giving a friend of mine some sugar....wait, that didn't
sound right...
real sugar, not like lovin
Ruxduanmarco: hello there sweet thang, could you buy me a fish sandwich since my money does not actually exist?
theNut14: You must be an overdue book because you have "fine" written all over you.
BoldJonUNC24: mel's too hot to be a nun
BoldJonUNC24: you looked great tonight mel ;-), took the breath right out of me
CBrownECU: i was out like a boner in sweatpants as soon as i turned out the light
TheRarez: i'm a love pirate, and i'm here for your booty!!! ARRRGGGHHH!!!!
TheRarez: i'm like vicks vaporub.....i smell weird but i make everyone feel better
Duke1A: Duke represents all that is evil in the world, Dean Smith is Coach K's Daddy, JJ Redick is a nose-picking, overrated one dimensional piece of garbage, and Chris Duhon is definitely not a hero
T0mmyD123: I was
like, holy cow, if I ever become a homeless alcoholic bum...it's off to
france I go!
