February 4, 1999 (L) to Notdogs
"We got raped -- twice!"--Dictators' Forward "Tatanka"
"With results like this we're thinking of starting a professional league! Where? Oh yeah, in Southeast Bulgaria."--Dictators' Broadcast Manager "FU"
"The Bulgarian ambassador denied us permission. He said, 'we have a sorry country, but its not THAT sorry!' "--Dictators' Guard "Double A" Akshya
January 28, 1999 (L) to Med 1
"The only job I really want now is a blow job."--Dictators' Forward "Johnny Walker"
"The Asian Ambassador is very displeased with the outcome of this game."--Dictators' Guard "Double A" Akshya
"The game was so bad, it was almost like I slept through it."--Dictators' Broadcast Manager "FU"
"I like it nice and tight. This wasn't nice and tight!"--Dictators' PR Manager "Dice"
"Hi! My name is huh? My name is what? My name is SLIM SHADY!"--Dictators' General Manager "Slim Shady"
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