From my early days in the French House.
Assumez la position, Maison Espagnol!
At the Pi Phi Bowl-a-thon to benefit the Orange County Rape Crisis Center...
Gratuitous showing of the butt by yours truly. The girls were
going wild, and I couldn't disappoint.
Cuttino, Jessica and I on the front row of the risers (of course.)
Our Tar Heels got their asses
handed to them by the Terps, but we had a great time and thought about
how badly we're
going to destroy Maryland and everyone else next year with Roy Williams
as coach and me at the point.
Jessica is what we call a "cheap date." This is her after probably
two beers, completely sloshed
and about to pass out on my back.
Cuttino is quite ticklish. You should try it
Here I am taking a ridiculous double shot. This was not one of my
most stellar nights, as I proceeded
sometime, it's quite amusing.
to throw up on Jessica's shoes and all over her urinal (Yes, she has a
urinal.)
I then finished the trifecta by commandeering her bed and making her sleep
on a futon in her own room.