Q:Who am I?
Just some jerk in a boa

Q:Care to comment on that?
Oh balls... Can't a straignt guy have some flair from time to time?

Q:So what's up with the El Jefe thing?
I just got tired of trying to represent myself.
That's a sucker's game
pseudonyms, even thinly veiled ones, are much better

Q:Yeah, so how's that working out?
Things have gotten a little better
I swear more, and mom's promised to stop reading
On the other hand I'm still anal about the spelling
And I still haven't said what I really think about people
You could say it's a work in progress
whoever's reading this probably sucks though

Q:What do you think about people who pose and answer their own questions?
Wankers.