In All My Drunken Glory
In all my drunken glory the princess of porcelain being escorted to her thrown is me
In all my drunken glory I have no control over time or you or myself
In all my drunken glory you speak a language that is not my native tongue
In all my drunken glory I feel the true weight of my body and the warm summertime heat again
In all my drunken glory my heart is taking her lunch break in the 16th row of a dingy $2 cinema
In all my drunken glory I still refuse to befriend the patriarchy
In all my drunken glory yeah I’m still thinkin to myself that you look real good
In all my drunken glory I am invincible, immortal & immoral
In all my drunken glory hey, how you doin?
In all my drunken glory I must be freed from these pants
In all my drunken glory you must be freed from these pants
In all my drunken glory I can’t get my pants off
In all my drunken glory I can’t get your pants off
In all my drunken glory Spiderman’s body on the underroo’s stretched across my ass is magnified
In all my drunken glory I aloofly reject your existence by saying behind-yer-back comments in yer face
In all my drunken glory NO! I will not shut the fuck up
In all my drunken glory I only do whatever I damn well please
In all my drunken glory damn, sailors do not swear this much
In all my drunken glory fuck you and you and you and you and you you you you you
In all my drunken glory please fuck me!
In all my drunken glory I have abruptly sobered up and questioned the tongue in my mouth
In al In all my drunken glory the recollection of drugs done and methods employed escapes me
In all my drunken glory the face on me fifteen minutes before I puke is still revolting
In all my drunken glory my apologies for the puke
In all my drunken glory I have thrown up poorly-chewed pasta, green vegetables, and stomach acid but never my sense of self-loathing
In all my drunken glory I am unabashed/drunk/dead enough to admit I miss you still and not remember in the morning