PBR Sonnet
Shall I compare thee to a PBR?
Thou art far more intoxicating, dear.
I loathe the time between you being here
when my poor lips doth dry and crack and scar
while in vain wishing on the faintest stars
as we wait worrisomely for the clear
liquid of thy love to drown all my fears
seizing you on a horizontal bar
vagary a lover often nixies
but a lover true at heart will give in
to desire and enjoy thee in sixes
opening my mouth to let thee rush in
again and again I get my fixes
I am passed out on the floor in end.