BREAKING NEWS
Effects of Non-Exposure to Yee
December 11, 2001

ANGLabs scientists have come to a startling revelation regarding the effects
of Yee/Naw/Crucial dynamics on the physiology of humans. It was previously thought
that the mind was the only area affected by the interaction of these forces. In a study that
lasted only two weeks, researchers noticed profound differences in the physiology
of patients who were exposed to nothing but Naw. The study was intended to last six
months, but because of the dramatic health problems that ensued, the study was halted,
and Yee/Naw was immediately put back into balance.

After the subjects were restricted from any Yeeness, scientists noted immediate
physiological changes. The subjects complained of fatigue as scientists noticed
decreased heartrates, hypoglycemia, and higher levels of lactic acid.
The subjects found it difficult to sleep at night despite their fatigue, and began
showing hostilities towards each other, the researchers, and inanimate
objects. This continued for four days, at which point the scientists
noticed visible changes in the subjects' physiology. The changes were varied--
but all focused on the skulls of the patients. It was feared that if the study
continued, some of the subjects' craniums would rupture.

Subjects with Yee


Subjects without Yee

 

The subjects were immediately given high levels of Yee to return them all
to balanced levels, and most responded positively. One patient seems to be
deformed permanently, but we are continuing high Yee injections as a precaution.
More research will be needed to determine what caused the physiological changes.

 

 

Subject 88235 after Yee was reintroduced.