"My random quotes will return when I have new ones"
-Lord Santos

 

 

 

I am sure that the proponents of Yee will come marching in numbers to visit
the new Angworld Themepark. This project is one of exploration as well as
compassion for humanity. I can't help but recall the words of one of my
favorite authors when he said:

Here we are.
Born to be kings.
We are the princes of the Universe.

The memories will fade with time, as will the colors of our hair(pause for
laugh). But all in all, I am sure we will all make a great contribution to
this wonderful academic prestigious world of credit, merit, and useless
expressions. Sorry. Disregard everything I just said after the poem. I got caught in a
mockery rage against graduating speeches. I've had to listen to six so far,
and I never want to be near one of them again. The feeling is sickening to
see so many parents united as a community out of pinch-beck impulses to
improve themselves when they never knew how to.
But we will not concern us with any of that on the opening day of AngWorld.
For it will be a day of joy and celebration. There will be lots of soda,
twix bars, pizza, good music, and nerf soccer at the Grand Opening Ceremony.
But at the end of the night, sadly, one of us will have to die. As it has
been for so many years. Remember Steve, Charles, Winslow, Harvey, and
Gee-org...may they all rest in peace. Each year, a man is taken up and hung
by the ankles. We proceed to beat him with foam-covered baseball bats which
make the process last longer. We have yet to find any candy spill out from
their skulls. But we are not discouraged. Lord Santos,
(receeding into the darkness with bug eyes.)

 

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