Here is someone's review of animal behavior at a Boner Machine show!
              ^{(it's not as if it were this stupid, I wished he talked more about the show, really.)}

Here is what rotten milk had to say about playing with us on Dec.18, 2004!

Here is some thing about No Doctors, they mention us at the end. It's not that big a deal in this article compared to the topless girls.

Here is where we get a shout out in The Independent! Check out about halfway down under the heading, Tue, Aug 24.

Here is a link to a review in dusted online magazine. If you go towards the end, look for Chapel Hill Super-Orgy, and that's us!

Jeremy conceived the idea of the Origami Codpiece after realizing that it had never been done. It still doesn't exist on the internet except through the wondrous wealth of boner machine. Here is proof. UPDATE: Some asshole with a shitty google spam page listed 'origami codpiece' on there to be cool. Don't be fooled, it wasn't there until Dec. 2004!  Fucker!


Here we are being presented and elected by an entire fleet of college radio disc jockeys as the number 3 local artist of 2004!

From: Jason Perlmutter <jmperlmu@email.XXX.edu>
Date: January 23, 2005 9:23:54 PM EST
To: wxyc@lists.XXXXXXX.org
Subject: [wxyc] Top 10 Local Artists Of 2004
Reply-To: wxyc@lists.XXX.org

Hey,

Below're the top 10 local artists of 2004, as voted on by ~20 of y'all.
This list was submitted to the Independent Weekly, to be printed in their
year end music review (not sure when this issue is coming out).

1     Shark Quest
2     Cold Sides
3     Boner Machine
4     $tinkworx
5     Jett Rink
6     Little Brother
7     Schooner
8     Bellafea
9     The Nein
10    Mowing Lawns