Dear God,

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SO FAR TODAY,
I'VE DONE ALL RIGHT.

I HAVEN'T GOSSIPED.
I HAVEN'T LOST MY TEMPER.

I HAVEN'T BEEN GREEDY, GRUMPY,
NASTY, SELFISH OR OVERINDULGENT.

I'M THANKFUL FOR THAT.

BUT IN A FEW MINUTES, GOD,
I'M GOING TO GET OUT OF BED:

AND FROM THEN ON, I'M PROBABLY
GOING TO NEED A LOT OF HELP

AMEN