so you want alien stuff



you can go to the library, and read NETWORK, my new novel, appearing as it develops. follow Jeremy Derafe as he investigates the web of alien involvement, the internet, and the end of the millenium.



INVESTIGATION OF ALIEN ABDUCTION for my english 300h class a while back. what does the author of communion have in common with the author of notes from the underground?



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there may be less here than you hoped. sorry about that; i wish i had more time to add stuff.

you can go
back to the main page and try the other options.

you used to be able to try a random page from the grey alien ring. however, everyone on that ring was abducted.

also, you can always go nowhere. nowhere's where, when you go there, they have to take you in.

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but what does that mean?