Stephen Waits's Resume

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408 Airport Rd. Apt B1 310 S. Aspen St.
Chapel Hill, NC 27514 Lincolnton, NC 28092
waits@email.unc.edu (919) 918-4465


Summary

I hope to become chief executive of the world by the time I am 27.
 
I am a native of Lincolnton, North Carolina, and an Applied Sciences major at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, from which I will graduate eventually. I see myself travelling a lot and meeting tons of exotic women. How I intend to do this with an applied science degree is beyond my understanding. Also beyond my understanding is the connection between 'Applied Science' and the phrase 'I need apples' but I know there is one because they have almost all the same letters.

 

Education


 

Professional Experience

    Position: Chemical Engineer Co-op at Armtex, Inc., Dallas, NC 03/97-09/97. Worked on instruction manuals and data entry and statistical analysis of different fabric swatches.

    Position: Work Study as Chemical Lab Assistant for Gaston College, Gastonia, NC 08/95-02/97. I prepared chemistry labs, tutored calculus and chemistry, and helped establish a labeling system for chemicals used in the labs.

    Position: Wilderness Ranger at Montreat Conference Center, Montreat, NC 05/95-08-95. I led group hikes and maintained/blazed trails.


Personal Background
 

Skills

    Skill: I am proficient in reading and speaking Japanese.

    Skill: I have spectacular grooming habits.

    Skill: I work well with automatons.

    Skill: I once actually finished a rubix cube. Hint: it is much easier when you remove the stickers.



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Contact me, Stephen Waits, at waits@email.unc.edu.

This page was last updated on 11/10/99.